The power to fart rainbows

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!