The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to be alone

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to turn wine into water

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!