the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to be heard in space

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!