- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

Pointless Super Powers