The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to get sick

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!