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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the ability to see through air

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!