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the power to like justin beiber
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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.
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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour
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to poop a penny every year
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The power to have an ability.
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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times
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The power to waste money
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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.
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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.
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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.
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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?
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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.
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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.
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The power to fart on a plane.
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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!