- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to make faces at the blind

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to shit out toilet paper.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The ability to be heard in space

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

Pointless Super Powers