The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be alone

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to have hindsight.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!