The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to see the past.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to jump like a black guy.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The ability to float sideways very slowly

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!