The power to create a pointless superpower

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have no power

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!