- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to do nothing

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The ability to go to hell.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

the ability to spin gold into straw

Pointless Super Powers