- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

the power of fart helium

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to be infinitely constipated

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

Pointless Super Powers