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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.
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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster
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the power to walk on land.
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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water
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The power to transform into a bucket of water.
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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)
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The power to have hindsight.
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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...
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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.
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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille
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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.
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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.
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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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See through invisible people
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The power to sweeten sugar
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder
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the power to write on cellophane
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...
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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!