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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep
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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.
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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.
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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button
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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.
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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.
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Read fortune cookies without opening them
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The power to glow while under the sun
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+114
The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).
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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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The power to cum out of your finger tips
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the power of the succulent game
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The ability to push doors marked "pull"
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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...
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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)
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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school
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The power to be born again
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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The ability to play UNO without a tongue
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The power to swim on land.
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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The power to eat three times a day.
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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!