The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

To be able to summon old people

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to speak in only anime openings

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to be stupid reading this.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!