- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to have a V8

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

Pointless Super Powers