- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to not care.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to change invisable when you blink

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to go to hell.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to smell through your arse.

being black

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to have no power.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Pointless Super Powers