- Pointless Super Powers

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to make other people hold their breath.

yo mama

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...