The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to herd cats

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The power to not be funny

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have no power.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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cry acid tears

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!