being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!