The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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75% levitation

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!