ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!