The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to be a human

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!