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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.
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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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The power to self destruct
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The power to increase you`re pain at will.
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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power of learning
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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind
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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work
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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face
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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.
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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.
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the power to enter a coma.
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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.
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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!