The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to see the past.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!