- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the power to have another pointless superpower

Having taste buds in your anus.

The ability to see into the present.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The ability to swim in water.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power of compulsive lying.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

Pointless Super Powers