- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to be alone

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to smell people's moods

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to die

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

Pointless Super Powers