The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to create another human

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to waste money

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!