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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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The ability to think of an ability - JW
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.
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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.
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The power of being aquaman.
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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.
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The power to die on command.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.
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The power to have anything you want that is free.
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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart
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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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the power to send text messages while driving
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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig
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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you
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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily
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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!