- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to hypnotize chickens

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to see forever

the power to become translucent

The power to shit in your eye

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers