the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to read this sentence

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!