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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...
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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...
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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...
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the ability to command watermelons
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Nipple Radar.
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the power to hovertate
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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.
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the power of fart helium
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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.
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to do nothing
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Having the power of a normal human
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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried
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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5
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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!