The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!