The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to become helpless at will.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Black power

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The power of christ ;)

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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swear words -jesse

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!