The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!