you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to walk on land.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!