The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to be alone

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!