The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!