The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power to sneeze whenever you want

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

thumb_up thumb_down +44

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to walk through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The Power to touch MC Hammer

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!