The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!