- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to turn retarted

The power to understand irony.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to run at 0.5mph

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to smell people's moods

Invisible handwriting.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to be alone

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to walk 1% faster.

Pointless Super Powers