The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!