The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to hovertate

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!