The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to have a super power,

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!