The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to smell water.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!