- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power of being pointless

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to walk through air.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to be heard in space

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

the power to turn food into shit

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

Pointless Super Powers