the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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to be shitty

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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lol

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!