- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to enter a coma.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to fall asleep each time you

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to be special just like everyone else.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to walk on land.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

Pointless Super Powers