The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Having the power of a normal human

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to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!