The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to understand irony.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to be alone

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!