The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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swear words -jesse

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!