The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the ability to levitate

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!