The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!