The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Nipple Radar.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to hovertate

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Having the power of a normal human

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to do nothing

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!