The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!