- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Fly Without control

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ability to teleport into a wall

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to die

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

Pointless Super Powers