The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to like charlie

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!