- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control yourself

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

Having the power of a normal human

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The ability to like this post

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power of love

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers