- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Pointless Super Powers