- Pointless Super Powers

the power to be Justin bieber

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to itch your teeth

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to speak only one language

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Having the power of a normal human

The ability to like this post

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!