The power to not have any power at all

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!