The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!