The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!