The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!