- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power of learning

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to not have a brain!

the power to smell tastebuds

Pointless Super Powers