- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

Justin Bieber

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to journey into the future of the past.