anything Aquaman does

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!