- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to have a pointless power.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to talk without a tongue

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

Pointless Super Powers