- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to speak only one language

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power of the succulent game

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The power to never finish what you sta...

Nope. Just nope.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to control mealworms

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Pointless Super Powers