The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to be a woman

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!