the power to walk on land.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to die at will

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!