The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!