The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to waste money

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!