power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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to power to do the bird is the word

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See through invisible people

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!