The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to science.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!