DIY LOL
Anti Joke
I AM DISAPPOINT
LOL Hell
Parent Failure
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to shit out toilet paper.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+85
The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+85
The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
thumb_up
thumb_down
+83
The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+79
The power to control the weather, but only in space
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
the powers to be a fat gassy woman
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
The power to put up with your in-laws.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+75
have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan
thumb_up
thumb_down
+73
The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back
thumb_up
thumb_down
+59
The ability to jump
thumb_up
thumb_down
+57
The Power to Breath When Ur dead
thumb_up
thumb_down
+51
The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+51
The power to be a GOD with your imagination
thumb_up
thumb_down
+45
The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something
thumb_up
thumb_down
+37
The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+27
The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+166
The power to turn everything you touch into shit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+138
The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+136
The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color
thumb_up
thumb_down
+130
The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
The power to convert metric to imperial
thumb_up
thumb_down
+122
The power to take huge shits at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+122
« First
‹ Prev
…
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!