The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to read braile.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to do nothing.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to break bones at will.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to have a small penis

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

thee power to not eat but still starve

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

To never remember what the word if means

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to make pointless super powers

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!