The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the ability to levitate

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!