the power to herd cats

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The power drown in water

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to rite liek dis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!