The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to walk on land.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to die

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to burn the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!