The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to write comic books

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to burn the sun.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!