The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to troll.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!