- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to freeze ice

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to liquify yourself.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

Pointless Super Powers