The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!