the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!