The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the ability to talk to humans

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!