Being Aquaman

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!