- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to sweat poop.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

yo mama

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to become translucent

The power of women's rights.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

being allergic to dairy and soy

Pointless Super Powers