The power of learning

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!