- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to die at will.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to eat your own face.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers