The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!