The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

The power to swim on land.

The power of night-blindness.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be alone

The power of 12% levetation

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the ability to levitate

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!