- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to glow while under the sun

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Pointless Super Powers